Questions . . .

 

If you send someone some polystyrene, what do you pack it in?

 

How come “abbreviation” is such a long word?

 

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

Who’s cruel idea was it for “lisp” to have an ‘s’ in it?

 

How do snow-plough drivers get to work?

 

why is it that when you open a can of evaporated milk, it's always full?

 

How did a fool and his money GET together in the first place?

 

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

 

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

 

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

 

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

 

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

 

Is an ambulance driver required to pull over when he hears a siren?

 

Why does the Return key move the cursor to a new line?

 

Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water?

 

Is it possible to have too much moderation?

 

Is the leaning tower of Pisa a listed building?

 

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

 

Do sailors say, "Ah well, worse things happen on land?"

 

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

 

We’ve all seen ads for Toyota cars, but what is a real ota like?

 

Why doesn't someone invent Beerguard? How often does someone actually spill scotch on the carpet?

 

Why do people think that 'ALL NATURAL' products are always somehow better for them? (Arsenic is all natural and so is cyanide.)

 

Just what flavour is 'Original'?

 

When shampoo makers advertise that their products give you 'healthier-looking' hair, does it mean that your hair isn't really healthier but just looks like it is?

 

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when you have to tell them your name?

 

If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to open it and use it?

 

Why do 'boil-in-the-bag' rice packets say to stand in boiling water for 10 minutes? Wouldn't that scald your feet?

 

If owls are such smart birds, why do they ask 'Who? Who? Who?' all the time?

 

How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face but hangs its head out the window when you are driving?

 

Why is a fly called a fly and a fish not a swim?

 

Isn't one man's fish another man's poisson?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

 

If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?

 

Are guinea pigs ever used as guinea pigs?

 

Isn't it true that wild beasts won't harm you if you carry a blazing torch (provided you carry it fast enough)?