Questions . . . |
If you send someone some polystyrene, what do you pack it in? |
How come “abbreviation” is such a long word? |
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? |
Who’s cruel idea was it for “lisp” to have an ‘s’ in it? |
How do snow-plough drivers get to work? |
why is it that when you open a can of evaporated milk, it's always full? |
How did a fool and his money GET together in the first place? |
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? |
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? |
What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? |
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? |
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? |
Is an ambulance driver required to pull over when he hears a siren? |
Why does the Return key move the cursor to a new line? |
Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water? |
Is it possible to have too much moderation? |
Is the leaning tower of Pisa a listed building? |
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? |
Do sailors say, "Ah well, worse things happen on land?" |
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? |
We’ve all seen ads for Toyota cars, but what is a real ota like? |
Why doesn't someone invent Beerguard? How often does someone actually spill scotch on the carpet? |
Why do people think that 'ALL NATURAL' products are always somehow better for them? (Arsenic is all natural and so is cyanide.) |
Just what flavour is 'Original'? |
When shampoo makers advertise that their products give you 'healthier-looking' hair, does it mean that your hair isn't really healthier but just looks like it is? |
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when you have to tell them your name? |
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to open it and use it? |
Why do 'boil-in-the-bag' rice packets say to stand in boiling water for 10 minutes? Wouldn't that scald your feet? |
If owls are such smart birds, why do they ask 'Who? Who? Who?' all the time? |
How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face but hangs its head out the window when you are driving? |
Why is a fly called a fly and a fish not a swim? |
Isn't one man's fish another man's poisson? |
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? |
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? |
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it? |
Are guinea pigs ever used as guinea pigs? |
Isn't it true that wild beasts won't harm you if you carry a blazing torch (provided you carry it fast enough)? |
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